"Two Thumbs Way Down" Graphic Tee

The reviews are in, and Earth? Flopped. Hard. The alien critics have spoken, and their verdict is brutal: DO NOT RECOMMEND. While humanity scrambles to make sense of the mess, one extraterrestrial has already bounced—flashing a savage “Two Thumbs Way Down” review before disappearing into the void.

If existence is feeling like a 2/10 lately, congratulations—you’re officially in the know. Wrap yourself in this unapologetic ode to cosmic disappointment and let the universe hear your discontent. Whether you’re questioning the meaning of life, side-eyeing the latest catastrophe, or waiting for your escape pod to arrive—this tee is your uniform for the end times.

Limited stock. Get yours before Earth shuts down for good.